The Collection

Funny Wine Labels with “Your Mom” on the bottle

Same genuinely decent California red blend in every bottle—only the joke on the back changes. Three collectible “back” labels, each named after one of our own mothers and grandmothers, each with its own gloriously unflattering tasting notes.

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One decent wine

A drinkable California red blend. Yes, really—the joke’s on the label, not in the glass.

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Three back-labels

Joan, Elverda and Mabel. Each one roasts a different member of the family tree.

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Endless group-chat fuel

Pour a glass, read the back out loud, screenshot the reactions. Collect all three.

No. 1 The face of Label Joan — a Chateau Your Mom funny wine label
Named after our own mother

Label Joan — A Funny Wine Gift for Mom

We start the roasting at home. Joan is named after our own mother, so the jokes here stay affectionate—mostly. The gentlest entry in the collection, and the perfect gateway bottle.

Tasting Notes

“Full-bodied on appearance, with a nose of red fruit roll-ups and cheap cigarettes. Mercifully, a nice long finish.”

  • Full-bodied
  • Red fruit roll-ups
  • Cheap cigarettes
  • Long finish
$15 Full details →
No. 2 The face of Label Elverda — a Chateau Your Mom funny wine label
Also known as “Verdy”

Label Elverda — The Mother-in-Law Gag Gift

Why stop at our own mother? The Verdy label lovingly throws our mother-in-law squarely under the bus. Hazy, deceiving, and somehow still invited to dinner.

Tasting Notes

“Hazy and deceiving in appearance, with a baked, buttery nose. Acidic and chewy on the palate—earlier vintages ran foxy and hot—finishing flabby but powerful.”

  • Hazy & deceiving
  • Baked & buttery
  • Acidic & chewy
  • Foxy and hot
  • Flabby but powerful
$15 Full details →
No. 3 The face of Label Mabel — a Chateau Your Mom funny wine label
Named after one of our grandmothers

Label Mabel — A Gag Gift for Grandma

Named after one of our grandmothers, Mabel earns the most savage tasting notes of the trio. Mature, tired, and absolutely not pulling any punches. Sorry, Grandma.

Tasting Notes

“Mature and tired with hints of defeat. Aromas of grapefruit and regret give way to flavors of wet dog, sawdust, and late-night bingo. Finishes too early.”

  • Grapefruit & regret
  • Wet dog
  • Sawdust
  • Late-night bingo
  • Finishes too early
$15 Full details →

Can’t pick a favorite? That’s the point.

Grab all three, line them up on the counter, and let your guests discover the back-labels one savage sip at a time. Free shipping to 47 states.

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By law, we can’t ship to Utah, Kentucky, or Mississippi. Everywhere else: cheers.

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