Satire-style red blend • Made in California

Wine with “Your Mom” on the label.

A genuinely decent red blend, three hilariously honest back-labels, and free shipping to 47 states. Finally—a bottle worth the punchline.

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  • Free shipping
  • $15 a bottle
  • Buy all three
A bottle of Chateau Your Mom wine Free Shipping
$15 Per bottle, flat
47 States we ship to
3 Collectible back-labels
100% Mom jokes, by volume
Our vintner at Chateau Your Mom
Our Story

From the rolling hills of… honesty.

Growing up in a small village in Tuscany, surrounded by rolling vineyards and the aroma of freshly harvested grapes, I learned the age-old craft of winemaking from my grandparents—returning years later as a vintner determined to honor that heritage.

Actually, none of that is true. I simply wanted to sell wine with the words “Your Mom” on the label.

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Our Wines

Three labels. One unforgettable name.

Each “back” label is named after one of our own. We recommend the full collection—for science, and for the group chat.

Label Joan bottle $15

Label Joan

Named after our own mother—we self-target our lightest jokes.

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Label Elverda bottle $15

Label Elverda

Throwing our own mother-in-law under the bus. Also known as “Verdy.”

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Label Mabel bottle $15

Label Mabel

Lovingly named after one of our grandmothers.

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By law, we can’t ship to Utah, Kentucky, or Mississippi. Everywhere else: cheers.

Gift it. Regift it. Definitely text a photo of it.

The collection that says “I love you” and “I’m hilarious” in one bottle.

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