$15
Label Joan
A Funny Wine Gift for Mom
We start the roasting at home. Joan is named after our own mother, so the jokes here stay affectionate—mostly. The gentlest entry in the collection, and the perfect gateway bottle.
For the mom with a sense of humor
Funny Mother’s Day Wine Gifts she’ll actually laugh at
Skip the flowers she’ll forget. Give Mom a genuinely decent California red blend with a “Your Mom” joke on the back — the gift that gets a laugh, a photo, and a text back. $15 a bottle, free shipping to 47 states.
It gets a real laugh
The joke’s on the back-label, not in the glass. Mom reads it out loud; the group chat does the rest.
It’s actually good wine
A drinkable California red blend — so it’s a gag gift she can genuinely enjoy, not re-gift.
It shows up on time
Flat $15 a bottle with free shipping to 47 states. Order early and it lands before brunch.
Three labels, one great punchline
Each back-label roasts a different member of the family tree. Can’t choose? Gift all three.
$15
$15
Label Elverda
The Mother-in-Law Gag Gift
Why stop at our own mother? The Verdy label lovingly throws our mother-in-law squarely under the bus. Hazy, deceiving, and somehow still invited to dinner.
$15
Label Mabel
A Gag Gift for Grandma
Named after one of our grandmothers, Mabel earns the most savage tasting notes of the trio. Mature, tired, and absolutely not pulling any punches. Sorry, Grandma.
The card that says “I love you” and “I’m hilarious.”
Grab the trio, line them up, and let Mom discover the back-labels one sip at a time.
Grab the trioBy law, we can’t ship to Utah, Kentucky, or Mississippi. Everywhere else: cheers.