$15 Label Joan — a Chateau Your Mom funny wine bottle
Named after our own mother

Label Joan — A Funny Wine Gift for Mom

$15 per bottle · free shipping to 47 states

We start the roasting at home. Joan is named after our own mother, so the jokes here stay affectionate—mostly. The gentlest entry in the collection, and the perfect gateway bottle.

Tasting Notes

“Full-bodied on appearance, with a nose of red fruit roll-ups and cheap cigarettes. Mercifully, a nice long finish.”

  • Full-bodied
  • Red fruit roll-ups
  • Cheap cigarettes
  • Long finish

By law, we can’t ship to Utah, Kentucky, or Mississippi. Everywhere else: cheers.

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